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I’m pretty tolerant when it comes to clothes. I’m the type who’d just live and let live whenever I see something outrageous on the streets/school hallways. However, there are just a few things in life I don’t understand. Are humans still evolving, and is bad taste in fashion part of it?

I could’ve mistaken that for your underwear

Today’s Special: Shorts with the pockets hanging out


Am I the only ones to notice how hideous these things are? Isn’t this considered a faux-pas anymore? Honestly, this look has been around for about 3 years now, and all this time I’ve been waiting for the trend to just hang itself and die. But no~

Are these supposed to be sexy? Am I missing something important here?
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not hating on denim cutoffs. I’ve worn denim cutoffs a thousand times in my heyday. I’m a big DIY fag and it’s the only way I could wear those hideous hand-me-down denim jeans from my grandmother. I’d cut them up a few inches below the rise and I would forget to hem them on purpose so that it would fray and get shorter and shorter with every laundry day. I considered those shorts disposable. Ahhh, good times

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If you don’t think these are hideous, something is really wrong with the world.

BUT. THOSE POCKETS. No matter how short my cutoffs got I always remembered to tuck/ trim and sew the pockets in. It’s actually a sign of when I have to throw them out — when half the pocket flap is already showing. I don’t know what these kids are thinking, but there is nothing pretty about showing pocket flaps on purpose.

Whenever I see these on the streets, my scissors itch to cut a hole on the pocket flap so that whatever change they have in there would fall out. Oh, I forgot, it’s fashion faux pas to put anything in your pockets (they bulk up your silhouette, so they say. WTF are pockets for now???)

L: Check out how the rips were strategically placed to reveal the
pocket. R: Printed pocket flaps!

Who invented these things? I’m guessing it’s some high fashion designer from an RTW collection I missed (Wang?) Please tell me so I can give him a serious beating.

WHY?

Not only can you achieve the look with some old jeans and a pair of kitchen shears, but wanting those pockets in particular is beyond me. Why would anyone want to buy these things??? WHY???

All photos from Lookbook.nu but I was nice enough to crop and not reveal their faces.

X-posted from: Leetol Miss Joyce

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One Response to “Peek Pocket Fashion Pet-Peeve”

  1. [...] for the sake of vanity. I really hope this doesn’t get any more popular. I’d take other ugly trends instead, at least those are unpretentious and don’t destroy things that still [...]

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